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In celebration of the movie release I am giving away a book from the What to Expect series of your choosing (including What to Expect when You're Expecting, What to Expect the First Year, What to Expect the Second Year, and the What to Expect Pregnancy Journal and Organizer).
To enter this contest simply leave a comment below that finishes this sentence:
I didn't expect parenthood to include__________________
Alternatively you can tweet your answer with the hashtag #IDidNotExpectParenthoodToInclude
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One person will be randomly drawn as the winner on Friday May 18th (so make sure I have a way to contact you!). My favourite funny, sarcastic, sweet, and heartfelt answers will be shared on Facebook and Twitter. Which means you should totally put your thinking caps on.
That's all you have to do! I mean if you want to like me on Facebook, follow me on Twitter and Pinterest, or pin this post I'm certainly not going to stop you. But you don't have to do any of these things to enter!


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I didn't expect parenthood to include... well we don't have kids yet, but since I've looked after several babies in the past I've already been pooped on weed on and covered in other people's semi-digested breast milk. I suppose I didn't expect having to pay for health care since where I used to live it's free.
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I didn't expect parenthood to make me feel so much love for a single person I feel like I could burst!
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I didn't expect parenthood to include a child with autism, it kills me to know that my daughter will never be well and that she will never be able to have a career, relationship and be a parent of a child of her own
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